THURSDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2023

John Stamos’ memoir is called “If You Would Have Told Me”, and it includes a pretty serious revelation. John says he was molested by a babysitter when he was 10 or 11.  The perpetrator was a woman, who was 18 or 19.  His response at the time was to pretend to be asleep. John ALMOST told the story in 2018, when he was accepting an award for his advocacy on behalf of abused children. But he decided, “No, tonight is not about me.  It’s about the kids.  I’m going to pack it away again until the right moment.” Also in the book, John talks about how much he HATED Rebecca Romijn after they split.  He says he held onto that hatred “way too long,” and he eventually came to realize he was also at fault.

We recently heard that Tom Cruise has a clause in his movie contracts stating that his likeness can’t be used on merchandise.  Well, here are some weird and / or interesting things other celebs have put in theirs:

1.  Keanu Reeves has a “no digital editing” clause, because years ago, a tear was digitally added to his face and it changed his performance.

2.  Jack Nicholson demanded extra time off from shooting “Batman” so he wouldn’t miss any Laker games.

3.  Queen Latifah refuses to DIE in any of her movies . . . that way, she can always be in the sequel.

4.  Mark Wahlberg had a clause in his contract for “Silver Linings Playbook” that guaranteed him $900,000 if Anne Hathaway dropped out of the movie.  She did . . . but he quit FIRST, so he didn’t get the payout.

5.  Samuel L. Jackson demands time off to play golf twice a week.  He also makes sure it’s in his contract that he doesn’t have to do a second take if he thinks he nailed it the first time.

6.  Barbra Streisand demands peach-colored toilet paper to match her skin tone . . . and rose petals in the toilet bowl.

7.  “Fast and Furious” stars The Rock, Jason Statham, and Vin Diesel all refused to be depicted as the loser in a fight . . . so Diesel devised a point system based on the number of kicks, punches, and headbutts each of them delivered and received.

Maren Morris and Ryan Hurd surprised a lot of people with their divorce announcement this week.  Here are 10 more country break-ups people never saw coming . . .

1.  Carly Pearce and Michael Ray.  They got married in late 2019 and split up eight months later. 

2.  Kelsea Ballerini and Morgan Evans.  They announced their divorce in August 2022 after almost five years of marriage.

3.  Reba McEntire and her band-member-turned-manager Narvel Blackstock.  They got married in 1989 and split up in 2015.  She’s with actor Rex Linn now.

4.  Trace Adkins and his ex-wife Rhonda.  They got married in 1997.  She filed for divorce in 2014.

5.  Lauren Alaina and Alex Hopkins.  They’d been together six years when they got married in 2018.  They called it quits six months later.

6.  Garth Brooks and Sandy Mahl.  They’d been married 14 years when they got divorced in 2000.  He married Trisha Yearwood in 2005.

7.  Trisha Yearwood and Robert Reynolds.  They got married in 1994, and divorced in 1999.  The tabloids were already linking her to Garth back then, but they weren’t officially a couple until 2002.

8.  George Jones and Tammy Wynette.  They were married from 1969 to 1975 and had an ugly divorce.  But they still ended up touring together in the ’90s.

9.  Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert.  Shocking because it was already a done deal.  They announced it hours after the divorce was finalized.

10.  Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger.  Shocking because of how fast it all happened.  They met in January 2005 . . . got married that May . . . and had it annulled that September, four months later.

If you want to contact Dolly Parton, well, that’s probably impossible.  But if you’re one of her friends, the best way to do it is by fax.  That’s what Reba McEntire said on a recent “Watch What Happens Live”. If Reba said it then it must be true, right?  Well, Dolly was on “The View” yesterday, and they wanted her to confirm it, so she did. “I don’t want to get into that world.  I’m surrounded by enough people. I never did get into getting involved in all that because it would take up too much of my time if I talked to everybody who’s trying to get in touch with me.  So I just say, ‘Fax me.  Fax me or call me and I’ll call you back.'”

Is Riley Green still one of country music’s most eligible bachelors?  Somebody put him on the spot with that exact question, and he was gracious enough to answer. “I’m ineligible in the sense of how busy I am on the road.  That’s why it’s tough for me to settle down.  You’re spending a couple hundred days on the road, and I don’t know many girls are okay with that.  I did get a dog.  That’s about the best I can do.”

Blake Shelton is going on the road next year.  He announced a new set of dates for his Back to the Honky Tonk Tour.  He’ll pick it up February 22nd in Hershey, Pennsylvania . . . and take it through March 29th in Wichita, Kansas. He’s bringing Dustin Lynch and Emily Ann Roberts along as openers. You may remember Emily from Season Nine of “The Voice”.

Oliver Anthony now has a #3. Yesterday, Oliver announced that his wife had given birth to their third kid, a boy named Amos.  He also shared a photo . . . and captioned it, “Mission success.”

Kenny Chesney MIGHT be teasing a tour with Zac Brown Band, Megan Moroney, and Uncle Kracker.  He posted video of a chair overlooking an ocean sunset using music from all artists. 

Jason Aldean thinks anyone with common sense can see that he doesn’t say anything that isn’t true in his “Try That in a Small Town”video.  He says the media is, “making the song and the video into something that it’s not.”

Shania Twain will headline a Formula 1 Grand Prix after-race concert in Abu Dhabi on November 25th.  She jokes that when she sang, “I need a ’65 cylinder racy little run around town,” on the song “You Win My Love”, this is what she saw in her future.

A group of A-listers including George Clooney, Tyler Perry, Scarlett Johansson, and Ben Affleck met with SAG-AFTRA leaders to try to get strike talks moving again.

A Sylvester Stallone documentary called “Sly” is hitting Netflix on November 3rd. 

Tennis legend Billie Jean King was unmasked last night on “The Masked Singer”.

Kelly Clarkson sent fans into a frenzy after looking incredible, appearing to have recently shed some weight … this after last year’s rough divorce from Brandon Blackstock. The singer stunned her followers online after she showed off her slim physique with a snap last weekend getting ready to appear on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” — rocking a black lace top and a huge smile on her face. There are a handful of comments talking about Ozempic — one wrote, “Ozempic to the rescue!!!” and another said, “looks like you’ve been hitting the ozempic.” Kelly walked away from her divorce from Brandon with loads of assets, and she won primary custody of their 2 kids. Brandon is currently getting $115k a month in spousal support, but that deal ends in January. He’s also getting $45,600 monthly in child support … and Kelly had to cough up another $1.3 mil as part of the settlement.

Travis Kelce bought a new home in a gated community in Kansas City.

Chris Kattan is 53.  Former “SNL” cast member

Trey Parker is 54. 

Ty Pennington is 59.  “Extreme Makeover:  Home Edition”

Evander Holyfield is 61.

John Lithgow is 78.  Dick Solomon on “Third Rock from the Sun”, and Lord Farquaad in “Shrek”.

Jeannie C. Riley is 78.  Singer of “Harper Valley P.T.A.”.

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